One, Two, Three

...In that order for racing #'s on Memorial Day Weekend.

Random Items from Walburg

-iDiego and the killer evidently aren't metrosexual enough for shopping. they disrupted my experience so much, I actually came out of my favorite store empty handed.

-crOzzy and I got to see a full set of solid B Cups. she parked right in our line of sight of the race, 10 feet away, and proceeded to change without a care in the world. nice end to the day after getting stuffed in the hurt locker.

-while trying to take an after-race nap, the neighbors in room 254 decided they didn't want that to happen, so they proceeded to knock "out a session". it was nasty, so nasty that they made our headboard crooked.

-a cycling official knocked a rider with his motorcycle to get him to the back.

-someone describing an overzealous official's mouth as a "c0ckholster". never heard that one before.

-West describing the Bluetooth Earpiece as and "Ear Canoe".

Espana No Mas

I'm gonna try this again and keep up with Veggie

So my trip to Spain looks like it is not going to happen, the guy running the thing has yet to reply to RP. My passport has been in limbo anyhow, so it might be a blessing in disguise. Other than supporting Wohlrabe, I need some motivation because the kid is sick and doesn't really need me to help him. I love my bikes, riding with my friends, but I have no ambition to train for racing. I've been in a funk longer than ever before, and I may need an INTERVENTION.

SA TOO SERIOUS ABOUT THE SPURS?

- Why do people in SA refer to the Spurs as if they are on the team by using the word "WE". Like "WE won by 15. WE have 3 rings. WE have the best record after the All-Star break". Who the hell put you on the team? If you are on the team, why are you 5'5" and 250 el bees?

-I'm at the Spurs game against the Raptors last night, trying to get back to our seats. There is 4 minutes, and a 65+ lady looks up at me and shakes her head for interrupting the game. She says "where could you possibly be sitting". I apologized to her for being so rude during a game that was so tight and exciting. The Spurs were up by 25.


-Donny O bought some dope Addidas Shell Toes. Well, I thought they were until I saw the back of them.

Seperated at Birth

Smoking while Pumping

What the hell is it with dumb ass people smoking at a gas station? I've witnessed this again and again, but yesterday some idiot took the cake. This dude gets out of his Lexus and puts his Stunner shades on, lights up a cig, and begins to pump gas! This was right next to me, so you know that I can't let it go:

BikingBeaner: "Umm, looks like you are smoking at the wrong time!"
Cool Guy: "Mind your own business."
BikingBeaner: "I am. I don't care if you kill yourself, just don't drag me with you."

He then does another stupid thing and tosses the cigarette without putting it out. It starts rolling towards another pump so I stomp it out. When he went inside to pay, I kindly returned the butt to his driver's seat.

Rest In Peace!

Shoot! My bad luck continues.
So I've been stretching and decide I want to try and ride for one hour. I get all brave for the cold night and mount my favorite steed (steel cross bike). About a mile into it, I stand up and it feels like my front wheel snaps, so I take it to the ditch. Now my back is hurting from going all Jan Ulrich endo like. I take my light and try to figure out what happened. Wheels are true, fork is still in one piece, frame looks fine, nothing. I come home very carefully and look it over about three times, then I notice it, fugging cracked head tube. How the heck does that happen? Now I'm all bummed that my best fitting bike, that I have fallen in love with is going to Bicycle Heaven. Is there any hope of a warranty for my LeMond?