Random Items from Walburg

-iDiego and the killer evidently aren't metrosexual enough for shopping. they disrupted my experience so much, I actually came out of my favorite store empty handed.

-crOzzy and I got to see a full set of solid B Cups. she parked right in our line of sight of the race, 10 feet away, and proceeded to change without a care in the world. nice end to the day after getting stuffed in the hurt locker.

-while trying to take an after-race nap, the neighbors in room 254 decided they didn't want that to happen, so they proceeded to knock "out a session". it was nasty, so nasty that they made our headboard crooked.

-a cycling official knocked a rider with his motorcycle to get him to the back.

-someone describing an overzealous official's mouth as a "c0ckholster". never heard that one before.

-West describing the Bluetooth Earpiece as and "Ear Canoe".