(not) Seperated at Birth?

Hey, they are all Asian that could have been originally quadruplets.

The Rusty Nail in crOzzy's Coffin?

Finally got to room and roadtrip with the legend, hear his stories, and listen to him keep the egos down. However, the outcome may not be as desired. Let's see, I finished ahead of him by minutes in both the 1st crit, the RR, and the TT. To be completely honest, he did tons of work and drove the break to get SurfNick the W, but getting beat by a blob of brown that doesn't train can't be good for The Man.

Good times, good times, but let's hope he doesn't retire to the lake for the rest of the year.

New Orleans Mayoral Debate

If Ray Nagin is the mayor for 4 more years.......
(in the famous words of ROF MAY) "I'll Kiss Your Ass."

He got railed tonight, and the way I saw it, Mitch Landrieu will be the next mayor of the "Big Easy". Most of what was debated were dumbass comments from Nagin about the Chocolate City and Uptown Folk. It was all quite comical.

Nevermind, I am a Beaner....

Just as I was letting go...

My parents are in town, which means the whole SA family gets together, which includes two of my tias and there kids. Everything was going smooth and the spanglish was a minimum. No family fistfights, no polka sounding banda music, no menudo, and no cousins I haven't met before. Then I was blindsided. Everyone agreed to play volleyball and I was down, so I went outside and started looking for a net. My seester looks at me and said "No yuppy, it's the string between the trees." That's right, a freaking clothesline string with two eyehooks about 7' high.

TDE, losing my Brown?

So two of the I-35 Beaners headed West to El Paso for some new faces and D3 competition, myself and Leo. For the most part, we got our asses kicked, but I realized that we may both be moving away from Beanerism. Here's some observations:

-White S/O's. Leo's even has freckles.

-My espanol is minimol. His is sucking. George Lopez says Beaner's are only 2 Corona's away from messing up Ingles, but I drank 6 Shiners and was still rolling strong.

-I had no understanding why the protesters were waving Mexican flags in order to support staying in America.

-I refused to cheat although it is supposed to be instinct. After being sent in the wrong direction while chasing the break, we were offered up a restart with the pack and given a shortcut with fresh legs to the Start/Finish although most of us were several minutes behind. I was shocked at the offer and ethically declined stating we had been dropped pretty hard. Upon my return, I noticed 10 others waiting for the pack to come so they could restart.

Am we sellouts?

Everyone else has one, so why not me? Kickin' this shit off Green Card Style...