The Best Part of Memorial Day Weekend

Thanks to my friend Steve Stewart for capturing this shot.

Ass Less Chaps?

So the Kane and his stache' made an observation the other day that had me thinking. He was ridiculing me on how I'm fat, but my legs are so skinny and I don't have any ass. So does this mean if I had padunkadunk like CockNeck and calves like Jordan, I'd be skinny? Les, the word that you are looking for is "Thack", where my thighs go straigh to my back.