Highlights from The Local Paper

Sheriff Logs from my home town:

Deputy was flagged down on the county line in reference to children throwing rocks at horses. Children's parents were notified and parents assured the problem would stop.

Deputy drove up to truck moving a mobile home without any paperwork or permit. Truck had become stuck in roadway. Deputies had to leave to assist Doña Ana deputies with vehicle crash.

Deputy and Animal Control responded in reference to a mule being transported in the back of a truck. Caller was concerned for the mule's safety.

Deputies were dispatched on a stray dog call at the 100 block of Devine but couldn't find any dogs.

Deputies were dispatched to the 800 block of Alice Marie on a 911 hang up. Resident had dialed the wrong number.

Deputies responded to No Name Lane in reference to shots fired but didn't find anyone shooting.

Deputies responded to Tulie Gate Road in reference to a loose horse.

Flavor of BEAN

You know what time it is, complete with aluminum foil grill from spearmint gum.

Sorry ROF May

Found another use for the Carbones. Steel bike, Campy Parts, Carbones, umm like apple pie a lo mode.

Redneck Doping?

What kind of crap is this? On my way home from Houston this morning, I must have seen 5 of these and many more on the back of ATV's. They already use guns, how much more do they have to cheat?